crap

wont update for some days. fox replaced me when cops kill babies, in self-defense. actually im going to family camp to learn how love america and hate all terrorist, no that's not true either, except for the camp interlude.
posted by Justin at 6:29 PM

cellular orgasm

(yesterday)
"Yeah anything can trigger an orgasm sexually is just the most popular"
"Wait orgasm or organism?"
"Mom do you even know what an organism is?"
"Yeah,... something fleshy"

sunday morning:
I hate waking up early unintensionally even if it isn't necessary to. Then it becomes awkward to get in that comfortable groove that spun you into a restful slumber. Especially on a sunday the second most hated day of the week. Because it is a school night, it's usually hot, and you dreadfully anticipated the true worst day monday. Unless you work as Creed's gaffer who hates everyday of their life most people dislike these two days.
top three days of the week
1. friday - not as awkward as saturday and you see all your friends at school so you don't have to plan over the phone
2. saturday - true weekend
3. thursday - last school night, relief, bad programming.

celebrity jeopardy
"I propose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore". The fine words of sir sean connery to alex trebek. You don't remember that in jeopardy because it is in celebrity jeopardy, one of Saturday Night Live's best sketches. And I finally realized how underrated Horatio Sanz is, he is a comic genius, ive never heard a better robin williams impersination.
I got really bored so i added a broken counter and an interest piece at the bottom of the page. dont miss it stars emmanuel lewis in a role that he was forced to play.

out and about
bed bath and beyond, target, giant robot store, cafe 5o's, Vans shoe store, Ralphs. We only got to four of the destinations but it's all good.
cards on the ceiling, connect four on the cabinet, propaganda on the register, we took a seat perpindicular to the walway that joins the twos rooms publicly. i ordered a brownie sunday because i was in the mood and my mom ordered an omellete. she tryed to engage a conversation with me attempting to make us bond but i was realizing that i want to draw like the 5o's drawing. The drawings in which it looks like a photo from a far but a painting close up. I serously thought it was beautiful and hopefully i will learn someday. i wasn't able to finish my sunday.
My mom wasn't fazed about the Giant Robot Store and she saw the lego stereo i hope to purchase in the future and thought was cheap and led a stereotype of asain made products, mostly their cars. I was disgusted, but she bought me this cool green lady shirt for our trip to Tuolmne meadows. It features an outline of a man and computer with numbers.
bed, bath, and beyond believing horrible. I will never enter that store in shorts again, although that has nothing to do with the experience, i was cold. There was so much cheap furniture it was like being in the oval office with president bush. I wanted to go to ikea because they had some nice cabinets that i wanted to look at but my mom wanted to go college shopping. never again.
At Ralph's i got a dissapointing magazine, a 2o ounce jones juice, their selling out fast, and a disposable camera hopefully for alex's and i next photo run.

home.
Flockhart. dr know. burger. sherlock.

"Mom a plant isn't fleshy"
"Well I'm talking about a cellular organism"
"There's no such thing as a cellular orgas- organism"
"Eww"

posted by Justin at 2:42 PM