and...

the other things i did while not updating. and dancing platypuses, not really.

crank yankers:
puppets. phones. comedy central. sunday 10:30 p.m. brilliant. watch this show even if your that 'mature' californian who isn't fazed by puppet humor. The calls could use some variations instead of the sexline but it is incredibly accurate at making fun of the way we talk on the phone. i also had bill cosby on the toilet and a homosexual amphibean. sunday isn't the best timeslot so watch the same episode on wednesdat after south park, it'll be like a friends episode. you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll throw a water bottle at chandliers face while chanting the TRL theme.

men in black ll
most. dissapointing. movie. ever. after watching the movie justin used all of his money to meet barry sonnerfeld face to face. once in his office justin slammed him to the wall in a beastful matter and snarled "give me back the ninety minutes of my life" he quickly replied "but it was family fun". with that the wake of horrific carnage insued. painful is the most appropriate adjective that came to mind while watching the travesty. Some of the ideas were creativity, such as the villain being a langerie model, and this locker theme that they used. but every five seconds they popped in subliminal messages for burger king and sprint. If you want to be disappointed be sure to put this on your summer movie list next to star wars.

donut king
i usually get the devil's food cake and occasionally alex does too, but his new trend is iced plain cake. We are at the donut king across from the school and we are enjoying cheap fried goodness. Typically in your average sitcom(read: NBC) the main characters all have the hang out spot. examples; Drew Carey has the Warsaw, friends has central perk, two guys a girl and a pizza place had that pizza place. This alex's and i hangout spot.
the price is right. if you're not to particular most of the donuts are fifty cents and they aren't made of stone, it's true quality. delictable, distinctive, classic. Kettle chips, the original chip.

interior decorator
queen size bed, computer desk, new imac, television with stand, drawing board, phone, two lamps. My room. I still feel uncomfortable so i have been making sketches of my dream room and now i'm trying to convince my mom into swapping rooms.
I want films, art, futon, book cabinet, lego stereo, a new drawer, a new television. please donate to my cause. if you donate right now you get my guarentee of absolutely nothing but the love of your fellow blackman, after all where else am i suppose to store all of my cotton.

the rest
mac. skateboard. san francisco. meat.

now since the saga is over, my blog was taken over by mtv so enjoy the post once more for fifty days. cue: p.o.d. and boys from wisconsin in hawaiin shorts, a wifebeater, sandals, backwards unadjustable cap, and oakleys, hand in hand with girl slightly shorter white tank top, white short shorts, sandals, oakleys, braclet, and long blonde hair.
posted by Justin at 8:33 PM

photosynthesize

lazy, incoherent, procrastinate. All proper adjectives of myself. Maybe i did some secret kill worthy mission over the time i haven't updated, or i was held captive in ron howard's lair. two weeks in review

The Shining:
Stanley Kubrick, Steven King, Jack Nicolson. May the redrum begin.the wake of horrific carnage insued(not really). The trailer says it all in it's terrifyingly stylistic blood rushing down an elevator shaft into a room with assorted furniture suddenly to move with the current of the blood flow. I truely want to own this movie to study some of stanley kubricks brilliant ideas and directing skills, and the soundtrack is one of the best ever made.
top five kubrick films i want
1. the shining - (above)
2. a clockwork orange - hated it the first time, beautiful score
3. full metal jacket - "me love you long time"
4. 2001: a space odyssey - an "artistic" film
5. eyes wide shut - wasn't terribly good, it was horrible

Gangsta for Life
Alex is going through his mafia reprocution season and he's dragging me into it also. As told last was his Sopranos now it's to the mother, the godfather. The small parts of the movie i saw rekindled my faith into Al Pacino's talent, and it was a well made film. I liked the second one also and i also want to own these two, but not the made for tv third installment.
top five gangster films
1. the godfather - (above)
2. the godfather ll - the only great sequel
3. the good fellas - violent but good
4. scarface - "she's on fire"
5. road to perdition - i haven't actually seen but i need a space filler
He's going to loan me the book.

the fourth of july
alex's house. foam fighting. thirty minute cookies. fresh. ipod. the clash. barbeque. street works. understanding.

show & tell
the pictures were developed and Alex and I have been showcasing to different talent scouts and will appear in the next issue of vanity affair. the only problem is we never showcased or photographs to talent scouts from vanity affair so will not appear, but they're still good.
everyone at alex's barbeque loved them and i most of them turned out better than expected. blogger is enable to let me show them but i'll find a way.
top five picture
1. fresh - a happy ball, romantic homes, and some smacks inside the dairy freezer. Taken by Alex
2. liqueor shelf - a goodbye card in between vodka bottles. Taken by Alex
3. homeless flashback - Me looking back at a matress behind albertsons. Taken by Alex
4. wholesome america - an american flag on a beer island. Taken by Alex
5. shopping cart demise - ross shopping cart plummeting down steep cement hill. Taken by Alex
At school, everyone loved the shopping cart picture and thought everyting else was random. they also enjoyed the pictures of me in the main freezer.

adobe photoshop
best. tool. ever. alex and I got addicted to this menace with its flexibility, simplicity, and the sheer stunning results. I would ask it out but it is an inadinamate object incapable of mating species.
Alex had adobe photoshop 3, it was fun, until his father got adobe photoshop 5.5, god amongst software. we played with one picture and i was hooked, like any good drug dealer the first one is on the house, so i played with a 30 day trial version, and now i'm downloadind photoshop 7 for os x. more addictive than nicotine, more satisfying than marijauna, and more trippy than acid, with now consequences except for sudden leaving of friends and family and never seeing the sky again, meet the omega supliment photoshop.
So far I have fooled around with the liqueor shelf photo and made two VaudVillain advertisements. Although they have no reference to what the small company does or represents any of its services, it looks pretty cool.

the rest.
gay. wood. jones. depression. survellience. food. insomnia.

I've tasted peachy keen, and i've updated.
posted by Justin at 4:33 PM